Run 396
January 17th, 2010 | 
Author: Run of Confusion
Hash Run 397: January 23, 2010 13:00 HST
START: Peninsula Park FINISH: Skateboard Park
HARES: Beef Curtains & I Rub It So Hard @ Granny’s
PACK: A few of the chauncers, Virgin Mariko, and 3 people running around trying to figure out what was going on. Now this is one thing; our drinking club is seeming to have less and less of a running problem lately. Where are all of the FRBs that aren’t setting up the Afghan hash hiding out? We see you around and know you just aren’t cruising out to drink beer at the hash. Remember the Surgeon General recommends at least 7-8 beers every other Sat.
This shall be forever known as the “Run of Confusion…”
The weather was not bad for this time of year, so it was strange even the fair weather hashers didn’t show up. It was a good day to be a dude though, since the pack had twice as many chicks in it. Think that’s probably not going to happen too often, so ya’ll missed out. Wait, what am I saying??? I need to keep that a secret.
The hares were tricky bastards and the pack was really hung over, so it was not the best match-up for that part, but the munchies and big fire at the end totally kicked ass. It was such a strange mix-up that Pigs in Space was First in, while 3 Dogs Fucking brought up the rear. I guess there was a bit o short-cutting involved if the truth were to be known.
IRISH is already a couple of hares down, and at his Lucky 13th. They grow up so fast. We need some more motivated people out there climbing through the hills finding a trail to hare. Variety of hares is the other spice of life after hops and barely.
Apparently 3 Dogs and PPE have been shagging in the shiggy so much they decided to sit down and make it legit and get hitched. Hash horror already on the way. So next time you see them, slam a beer with them.
If you need an example of how what kind of vehicle you ride in sets a stage up for your life, just ask Tingling ina Toyota , the newest member of our pack. It could have been Iku ina Subaru, or Horny ina Honda, but neither one of those sets up as cool of an acronym now does it. It would be sad to have such a good story, and then get a crappy acronym, so keep that in mind the next time you’re shopping for a vehicle.
Well, gotta go do some w#$k, so I’ll catch you all next time.
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